Alex...I'll take "Things You Hear On A Trip" for $100


"Watch out for the ticks, insect bites, and rattlesnakes"

What is something you hear when you ask the guys next door the quickest way to the bathroom on the other side of the field.



"ATADATAATADATAATATATATAT"

What is something your wife screams as she accidentally opens the rear hatch and runs out of the car, waving her arms madly, as she tries to make sure the dogs in the back don't get out.



"Are these dogs up for adoption?"

What is something a stranger asks you because you are sitting with three dogs next to what looks like a dog adoption sign.



"Do you need a momma?"

What is something a strange lady, who drives up to your car, says to you as you are parked outside of Starbucks and sees you driving a Tesla with an expensive shiny trailer attached (and an empty front seat because your wife is in Starbucks).



"Chch-chch-chch-chch-chch"

What is the sound you hear all around you while walking through a field to the bathroom...



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